Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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