I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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