i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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