who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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