Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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