dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he shaved USA in his pubs
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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