For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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