It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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