i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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