i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Drunk is not a location!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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