Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I wish I could punch you in the face.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska

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(614): View more from Ohio

Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college

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(704): View more from North Carolina

The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.

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(309): View more from Illinois

so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"

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(248): View more from Michigan

did i make more ranch sandwiches last night

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you had 4

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(707): View more from California

Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.

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