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(845): View more from New York

i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen

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(845): i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen http://tfl.nu/31v4

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We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.

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(321): We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story. http://tfl.nu/mc4k

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I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.

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It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.

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(904): I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling. (1-904): It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that. http://tfl.nu/i3bg

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(914): View more from New York

She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.

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(914): She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet. http://tfl.nu/d6lo

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(703): View more from Virginia

She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.

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(703): She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything. http://tfl.nu/cutc

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

can you come get me at the bar

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ill be there in 10 min

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can we stop off at build a bear on the way home

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(570): can you come get me at the bar (301): ill be there in 10 min (570): can we stop off at build a bear on the way home http://tfl.nu/der9

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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.

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(972): The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup. http://tfl.nu/267r

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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.

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(412): Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out. http://tfl.nu/chur

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.

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(715): I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE. http://tfl.nu/ipmq

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(314): View more from Missouri

your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.

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(314): your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning. http://tfl.nu/cyj6

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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants

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(314): He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants http://tfl.nu/b4ki

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(512): View more from Texas

Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.

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(512): Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice. http://tfl.nu/qhen

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(801): View more from Utah

Why is your solution always to masturbate

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Because it usually works

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(801): Why is your solution always to masturbate (1-801): Because it usually works http://tfl.nu/41jb

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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...

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(484): You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought... http://tfl.nu/ud7b

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(705): View more from Ontario

Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life

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(705): Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life http://tfl.nu/jm2i

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