I wish i was in the wii world.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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