i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
