is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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