worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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