It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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