their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
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dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I FOUND THE LEGS
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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