Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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