i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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