She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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