it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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