Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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