I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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