Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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