i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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