I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
honey bunches of taint.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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