So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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