i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The adults are the big ones right?
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