make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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