You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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