Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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