what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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