He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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