i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I deserve this hangover.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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