You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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