I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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