he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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