direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I am mentally ready for anal.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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