Christians are straight up FREAKS
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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