I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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