I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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