Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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