oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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