All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
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the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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