we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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