I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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