just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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