me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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