Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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