this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I can text with my tongue
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
