What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Green mimosas i think yes
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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