I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
