Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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