I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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